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I hate how the baby is slightly off-center
That’s the real cringe
That baby do be mad protected tho
The kid could hold two, maybe three weapons at a time. That would leave all those other guns laying around on the floor for the Bad Guys to use on the babbie. I don’t fancy the kid’s chances against that amount of sheer baby killing power.
The guns are bait for the spring loaded shotgun baby prepared earlier
That kid is destined for greatness.
Protected from who?
People who hate guns
Whoever the imaginary boogeyman future politicians will use to manipulate him with fear when he grows up a little obvi
Or the radical communists calling for bloody revolution
That explains why you’re retarded.
I am surprised anyone who needs all those guns can find anyone to fuck their tiny little dick.
People with a hobby have a tiny dick *amiright*?
Having and using them is a hobby, surrounding your child with them laid out like this to take a picture and post to a gun forum is fuckin cringe.
Showing off a couple things he/she's proud of, nothing too cringe about that. Judging by the collection seems pretty well off as well. The kids gonna be fine.
You on the other hand are way to sensitive, I recommend going to a gun range renting a few firearms and learning yourself.
>Having and using them is a hobby,
Also if you are in the US, it is a right as well!
Why would I rent them when I already 3 guns myself.
Still cringe, this is what people point to and say "hey look gun nuts are crazy".
/r/AsAGunOwner , that's what you sound like, that's cringe.
Lol ur fucking retarded 💯
I prefer to use the term “endangered”
Did you know that guns don't load and fire themselves?
What is 'all the time'? If you have young kids in the house you should store your guns safely. If you have older kids, they should know the rules of firearm safety themselves.
In any case, this infant probably couldn't pull a trigger, let alone manipulate an action and place a round in the chamber of one of those weapons. So saying that it's 'endangered' is straight up mechanically and physically inaccurate.
Yeah, good joke. Considering how many households have guns that is not 'all the time'. It's the exception statistically.
Ah yes, the baby will blow its head off
And multiple times more likely to die from a self inflicted gunshot!
Wow super edgy and super cool😎😎😎
Owning a gun is like owning a guitar, you cant just have one
And like owning a guitar, it's not a fucking personality.
What do you mean, guitar is my life man!
Anyways, here’s wonderwall
I no joke agree with that
E x a c t l y
bro baby packin
I've seen the original post, OP said it was indeed a real child
Can I just say that I LOVE being in an age of internet where any picture of a baby could be a hyperrealistic baby doll. So fucking creepy.
Real as American Sniper
Eh, it ain't bad. The caption is a little eh, but if they unloaded, I'm chill with the photo tbh.
It's also a good looking photo
It kinda cool tbh
I am all for guns, but this is strange.
Libards ownaged 100
How is this cringe exactly? Feel like this is just getting upvoted because gun bad
Gun collection is epic but... seems weird to put the baby in there.
I mean yea but I think it was more done for the sake of making a meme then just doing it for no reason. Even then I think there's a difference between weird/odd and cringe. I still hold by this is only here because op doesn't like guns
if someone loves weed and wants to post about it that's cool, but surrounding their baby in joints and bongs would be weird. same thing with guns, at least from my interpretation
It’s unintentionally poetic. A newborn life surrounded by things created for the intended purpose of killing other people. Pretty sure you could pass this off at some amateur art exhibit.
But that’s it, not really cringe, although the baby is a bit off center
It screams insecurity.
In what way exactly? I never understood the "if you own guns u r coward" argument
Okay imagine the same picture but with katanas longswords and nunchucks. Cringe or not cringe?
It's not owning guns, it's the showcasing constantly to compensate for people insecure of their manhood or general personality. Plenty of people own guns without showing them off all the time or making everything in their life about them.
Or it’s people who enjoy firearms? He isn’t compensating for anything if he has enough money to afford all that, and presumably a wife willing to have a child with him.
You didn't answer the question. Maybe he just really likes nunchucks and katanas?
Maybe, but there’s something inherently different about firearms and the people who, generally, own them. Unlike swords and nunchucks which they individual will never use, firearms can be enjoyed socially and recreationally in a variety of socially accepted venues.
Also would like to mention much of the issues around collecting martial arts weapons surrounds less the collection (generally) and more the people with them. It’s normally the ‘Anime is my life I’m a virgin’ that’s cringe, if it were a regular dude who had a sword collection and presented it online by posting pictures with things like ‘look at this new Edo period Katana I just got, it’ll look great on the wall’ I doubt it’d be cringe.
I agree with your second point. I like guns and they're fun to shoot no doubt, my point is making your whole life about it is cringe. This guy has a child the greatest miracle of life and he thinks, "but how do I make this about guns."
Ah, it's weird yes, but otherwise pretty harmless and the arrangement does look pretty cool for the photo. Gonna have to disagree on any cringe factor here
Is that a fuckin Uzi
I think that is a CZ Scorpion EVO 3, with an alternate barrel shroud and a slide brace.
Nope no Uzis.
baby: goo goo ga ga
father: 👀 g-gun?? HE SAID GUN! MAH BOY SAID GUN! *fires shots into the air*
I’m in this comment and I don’t like it
He got that many guns but still couldn't use protection 😔
At least all of the barrels are pointed away from the child. Still, why would anyone do this?
I'm extremely pro-un, but one of the big rules is don't mix kids and guns. Even for a picture this squicks me out. My family knows people whose kids have gotten into the firearms and didn't survive.
There's no rule that says you shouldn't mix kids with guns. Be responsible about it. Lock them up but don't make the gun some taboo item in your household with a bunch of mystery surrounding it. Teach them the 4 rules of gun safety when they can comprehend them. My cousin has a 10 year old with better trigger discipline on his NERF guns than I see some adults with actual guns.
My dad took me shooting from a very young age. Some of my best childhood memories were plinking .22s with him or shooting the BB gun in the basement when it was rainy out. I attribute those memories to me growing into the collector/enthusiast I am today. I always knew where his guns were but never wanted to mess with them because they were about as interesting to me as the rake in the garage and I knew I'd be in world of shit if I tried to get to them without his permission.
that baby's packing
Welcome to \`Merica.
Lmao you lay a finger on that child you've got an overcompensating version of John Wick comin after your ass.
Edit: that rifle below the one at the very top do look sick tho, ngl.
The kid will be well protected from wild hogs
nothing wrong here
Yes there is, what the fuck is wrong with you if you can't see it?!?!
The baby is slightly off center.
I don't see any CZs, that's what's wrong
He has a evo scorpion on the bottom.
Thought that was an MPX at first glance. Whoops
someone's gonna repost this on r/shitamericanssay within the hour
I don’t want to mess with that baby
I am jealous of that baby
Its the John Wick prequel
That's gonna be well over 20 grand worth of weapons
Only cringe is that he has a red accented AR. The rest are fine.
Also that’s way more then 20K. Kids gonna have a good life. I bet his dad can even pay for his college in the future.
At the rate tuition is increasing every year this guy is probably gonna have to take out a second mortgage to send this kid to school.
It looks plastic
if you need to protect yourself just get a fucking pistol rather than getting into a csgo match
Your post is much more cringe than that
Well at least none of them are pointed at the kid :/
Got enough mediocre and generally overrated rifles?
That baby looks fake af
Yeah give the baby tinnitus.
Not cute, but I'm not sure I'd call it cringe though. More weird than anything.
Why does it have that many upvotes tho?!
I dont see amything wrong here. The baby doesnt even know what a gun is
I mean you should never show kids guns at too young an age, but it’s not like a baby is gonna be like “hmmm. Armalite AR-15 style assault weapons. Cringe.”
>“hmmm. Armalite AR-15 style assault weapons. Cringe.”
Maybe your fail baby wouldn’t, my kid is already cringing at a third grade level!
Why would you even want to own this many guns
Edit: Don’t know why I’m being downvoted without being answered, I was genuinely curious
Some people just like to collect them, some people want to stockpile them in case of an uncertain future, and some people use them as an investment. Guns are pretty much guaranteed to retain or gain value.
Owning guns is like owning guitars: you always need another one
Because this post is getting brigaded
Why would you want to? Because they're fun. If guns aren't your thing, that's totally cool. They're like any other hobby where you collect a thing. I have multiple rifles that could all fill the same role/function because I wanted them. It's also nice when you go the range with your buds and you're not all sharing 1 or 2 guns.
As a gun owner, you really don’t. You only really need a few at most
I love the stupid “as a gun owner” qualifier that you added in attempt to validate your opinion.
Well yeah, it shows that I’m not just some uneducated person who knows nothing about guns. I’m just saying that unless you’re arming a militia, you don’t need that many. That’s a fuckton
We are the militia, bro
Oh, uh, ok then.
See you at Subway
Nice fuck trophy
what would someone need all those guns for??????
It's not about if you need them.
Nothing. You don’t ever meed more than 3 or 4
Think about it like guitars, or better yet golf clubs. It’ll make more sense then.
Guitars aren’t made to do damage to humans
And yet they can.
Also plenty of firearms aren’t made with that purpose either. Many who purchase firearms also have no intention to use them against people. I am willing to bet only a couple of those firearms are ones he intends to seriously use if he needs to, which you can tell mostly by the practical application. You’re having a bit of fixation on one function of firearms. Certainly for instance a knife or say a sword (which if we really think about it is a long knife) has a original use in killing or maiming, generally if we trace it back far enough against people. If you fixate yourself on a singular function of something then you’ll miss the bigger picture. I’m willing to bet most of those are targetshooting ‘fun guns’ (in particular the precision rifles).
If you aren’t distinctly familiar with firearms ownership pretty much everything I say about it will go over your head, which is why I said to think of them like guitars. Many people purchase dozens of guitars (many of which they’ll never play, another similarly to guns. Every gun owner is guilty of that myself included) and simply have them to occasionally play them or maybe use them when performing or doing a session with friends. It’s the same with firearms. Once you have one you want another so that you can do something with that gun you couldn’t do with the others or maybe just to own it. I don’t really expect you to understand much of it but I’ll try.
I wouldn’t image you’d need more than one if any
I glanced at it and thought the baby was ammunition.
It still can
20k, bahahahaha nope.
The ritual is complete...
Stupid dumb baby can't even shoot a .22 what a loser
The last step in summoning America Man is to sacrifice the baby.
He’s just preparing for Public school
I didn't see the fucker at first
That’s waaaay more than $20k worth
I'm going to say it, at least all of them are pointed away or parallel to the baby
More like 50k
I’m massively pro gun, but like Jesus Christ man. That’s kinda weird. Maybe don’t surround your child with weapons?
None of those guns are even that rare. There isn't even an AK.
"Collectors" like this annoy the shit outta me.
So you can only be a collector if you have the money to buy uncommon stuff? People have different tastes and this guy clearly knows what he likes.
Nope, just that collecting AR series is like saying you collect gems when in fact you just collect pretty looking rocks.
Sure you can count it as legit, but ARs are the most commen you can get.
Third one from the top is an AK. Definitely nothing really cool or unique, though.
Missed that one lol.
I mean he collects different things. Not everybody collects antiques or specific firearms.
But he does have like 5 different ARs tho
With mags in, what a dumbfuck. This can get your gun rights taken away.
Yes, it’s definitely the guns, not mental issues. The first time I saw a gun, I instantly wanted to murder people. Totally.
Yeah, I touched a gun when I was 3 months old. You know what happened next? I shot up a school and killed 30 kids.
We get it you don't like guns
Theres a difference between liking guns and posting cringe like this. You're the one who seems kinda biased chief keef.
I don't even own a gun, I could care less for them, I also don't have kids but I'm sure when I do I'll do some weird photos with things me and my wife enjoy
I’m perfectly fine with guns. It’s the surrounding an infant with guns part I don’t like
Don't worry, I've called the Whaambulance, they should be there shortly to dry your eyes
The real cringe is always in the comments.
I think you’re the one whining here
Atleast They have muzzle awareness
100% inspired by Joker from Suicide squad
I dunno, I think it’s pretty fucking cool ngl
Just let people enjoy things. If they like guns that's fine, it's not like they're just giving a loaded handgun to their child and leaving him alone.
That just looks fun I wish I could be that child
Sang I wish I was that baby
Thats lowkey kinda cool
The gins and their pattern, im not talking about the baby
The real question is... Why does he need all these guns? 2 downvotes that a record! Let’s aim for 10 why am I even getting downvoted in the first place it’s a genuine question why do you need all those guns lmao
Why do you need to post?
Because that’s why this app was made to post shit smartass
Ah so this sub is full of a bunch of people that are so pro-gun that they see no issue with this image at all.
The cringe really is in the comments.
Mmm yez murder good vibe
Why did they buy so many? They only need one pistol.
It’s called a collection
yea bro lets collect weapons for le lulz :DDDD omg no bro im not a danger to everyone around me with all of these weapons, everyone is totally comfortable ;DDD
yeah, because every gun owner literally shoots any human they see
i guess that means i must go shoot my neighbor
only if you see him :DDDD
I’m sure I can take down deer and boars with a pistol, that’ll definitely fill my freezer
The second amendment isn’t about filing your freezer, knob job.
I'm sure you need this many guns to take down deer
You don’t, but a pistol won’t bring down a deer.
Because it's called the bill of rights, not the bill of needs.