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Voting is now closed. With 8 votes, the community has decided that this post is **Cringe**. Vote totals: * **Cringe**: 8 votes * **Satire**: 7 votes *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Message the moderators if you have any questions.*


Tim_TWD

They could of just said they didn't like love between straight people and leave out the entire tropes part of the tweet. It didn't add anything


WYLTKWB

This is probably a good reason to consider if it's meant to be a joke, mocking people who say the first two parts without the rest.


Black_Bean00

*could have.


baileytheralls

If this is satire, I really hope that all 116k of the people that liked this knew that


InfiniteCosmos8

I’m 99% it’s a joke and most if not all of the people who liked it are in on the joke. At least if I saw this on Twitter I’d assume it’s a joke and give it a like.


XxHotBaexX

116k likes, people like this?


GerinX

It’s also a great place to be ignored, especially by games developers


wktr_t

I feel your pain. I understand you.


epitaph-centauri

16k retweets? What a cesspool Twitter must be.


[deleted]

It is. The most impressive part is that you don't even have to come here to find absolute cringe nonsense. You'd think that what shows up here comes from active searching for the ultimate garbage people can vomit, but nope. Someone you follow *will* retweet something that'll ruin your day. Several times a day. You just have to scroll.


epitaph-centauri

Damn that’s depressing..it’s a shame what some will tweet for faux community and internet points.


Firestar0816

God I hate Twitter so much


PECELEBET

That's why I use it only for porn. And I usually use this also God forsaken site and Pinterest to quench my thirst for enjoyment and pain at the same time.


combustablegoeduck

I feel like this is the kind of person who's entire personality is built around their sexuality. An equally boring person as our other favorites like political fanatics, yeehaw truck drivers, vegans, and crossfitters.


WERElektro

"People are allowed to find happiness. Unless they are straight" You the reason the lgbt is getting hate. Edit: Know what screw what I just said... this might be somewhat satire. I found the tweet. and from what I understood, this is supposed to be a 180° spin of statements like " I don' mind gay people , BUT...." which is widely accepted, while ... as we can see, it's not so accepted when we say the same about straight people. That said... I think that neither of these statements is okay.


Jaxspop

Lol lgbt hate has been here for centuries I don't think this is the reason buddy. You edit to say that you take it back but before knowing the post was satire this is still a bad take.


WERElektro

> this is still a bad take. it is.


yorkpepperbrush

Yeah don’t think it’s the reason but if it was real and someone who didn’t know it was satire were to see it, it’s not really going to help the LGBTQ community either.


jackie_skywater

I'm in the lgbt. I don't give a flying fuck about the hate people want to give me or who you decide you're going to love. You found love, that's great! Just don't be a sexual predator and you're okay in my books.


combustablegoeduck

Ohhh that's hilarious then. A couple years ago my buddy and I started asking girls on tinder if they wanted to go to a friendsgiving. Except there won't be much food. Or friends. It's actually a bar. Do you want to go to a bar? Then it slowly dissolved into Christmas parties-->bar, new years, st patrick's, cinco de mayo, and when we ran out of holidays it turned into netflix and chill except he doesn't have netflix. Then one day we were hammered and tried to see if a random tinder would let him couch surf. Only one bite on the last one and we kinda realized it was a dick move to laugh at this really nice person who just wanted to help a stranger in need. Edit: please continue to downvote this although I admitted we realized it was shitty and stopped. It would be funny if you did this with your friends.


DarkyD0rk

Why did it get 116k likes? What is wrong with ppl


NessForPres

Ah yes, you hate 99.6% of the world. Lovely


Narwalacorn

Let’s play “spot the person whose sexuality is their entire personality”


CosmoaicComputer

based AND true!


BWGamingkid

wasn’t this my post?


that-one-g-guy-00

Didn’t see it man, sorry about that.


BWGamingkid

nah it’s fine tbh i’m kinda glad because everyone thought my post was satire


CosmoaicComputer

lol


[deleted]

Imagine being friends with the POS.


GooseMilk_YT

this is why people become generalizing nazis who dont give half a shit about anything else but the fact that youre gay... these kind of assholes do the same thing... its like BLM yeah black lives matter but you cant say they matter more than whites and not expect a white guy to rebutle that whites are worth more


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Who hurt her?


burntphantrash

Probably a straight person looking at this. Nothing wrong with most straight people, but sometimes they can be dicks. So can the LGBTQ community, just like how black people can be racist


SCVRFY

I had a fucking stroke trying to read this


homoweirdo

This is satire it’s a way of making fun of homophobes and their logic by twisting it around why does nobody see that


Someonehelpmoi

It’s a gay person on twitter who exclaims her sexuality in her handle who is hating on straight people. I agree it’s most likely satire but in this day in age there’s really no way of knowing lol.


homoweirdo

No it’s satire for sure this is a common joke in order to tell people how dumb they look when they are homophobic


RectumPiercing

Everything is always satire. Nothing is genuine. Ever.


OwOegano

Only if the cringy person is a white male AND right leaning, in that case cringetopia always agrees that he is either doing satire or "being ironic to trigger the libs".


Juhbell

That’s not at all what cringetopia says about stuff like that lol


that-one-g-guy-00

The intent is irrelevant mate, it’s still cringe.


Yxtlilton

Uh no? It’s not cringe if it’s satire. Intent literally makes or breaks jokes my dude, of course it matters.


that-one-g-guy-00

Nope, sorry to inform you that you’re incorrect. The intent can be any number of things but if the content of the joke it’s self is cringe, then it’s cringe.


CosmoaicComputer

Satire can still be cringe. (Agreeing with you btw)


Yxtlilton

I think you’re confused as to how cringe works. Something is cringe if it’s dumb/nonsensical or awkward/embarrassing. If the post wasn’t satire, it would hit those things. However the post is satire, and it’s none of those things. Thus making it not cringe.


that-one-g-guy-00

Oh I am sorry gatekeeper of cringe, it made me cringe and many other people on this sub cringe, so yeah, you’re wrong once again. The tweet was very embarrassing, and I got second hand embarrassment from reading it, so it also fits your criteria for cringe. The fact you don’t believe an attempt at satirical comedy can be cringe just demonstrates how unbelievably stupid you must be.


Yxtlilton

Lol, the only reason it made so many cringe on here is because you made it seem like it wasn’t satire. Also name calling, really? It’s not that serious mate, get a hobby.


that-one-g-guy-00

“You made it seem like it wasn’t satire” how exactly? This is the full tweet, nothing edited or taken out of context. People on this sub saw exactly what I saw. “Get a hobby”, rich coming from the person who picked an internet argument with me and is engaging in 50% of the argument.


Yxtlilton

You posted a tweet without any context, knowing it would be taken at face value. That’s how you made it seem like it’s not satire. Also I didn’t pick an internet argument with you, lol. I replied to your comment and you chose to also reply. You’re the one acting heated for no particular reason.


that-one-g-guy-00

Let me ask you this since you clearly didn’t get it the first time. What further context should have I provided? I posted the tweet in its original form as I saw it at the time, there have been no alterations to it. “I replied to your comment”, exactly. You replied to my comment, meaning you were looking to argue with me, and there’s nothing particularly wrong with that it just means that it’s a bit rich to be saying “get a hobby” when you’re looking for arguments with internet strangers lol.


EarthDust00

Because twitter has become so saturated with people who say similar if not identical things that arent satire it's almost impossible to tell the difference. So many people dont even try and take it at face value.


Maasofaaliik_Al

Didn’t people used to think this about them, and now get hated on for it? What in the full circle is this


OwOegano

...used to? Homophobe cunts are still VERY widespread.


Maasofaaliik_Al

And with this cunt’s attitude that’s not very surprising. I don’t agree with this behaviour from anybody


OwOegano

And yet, there is only one of those two groups that is currently, actively denying the other from their basic rights in plenty countries all over the World. Got your priorities sorted out, at least.


[deleted]

If you don't like roblos


brando11389

You call it nonsense I call it garbage.


Wholesomeduckmemes

I wonder how she acts around her mother and father


RennHrafn

You are assuming she has a mother and a father. Also, it was a joke... obviously.


Wholesomeduckmemes

With liberals theses days I'm not to convinced she was joking


RennHrafn

It was structured like a joke.


mrdrago130

Is there a subreddit dedicated to twitter shit like this?


No_Chapter_384

Heterophobia? Is that a word?


redrookie2

I hate cis haters


redrookie2

This bitch wont be alive if straight people didn't fall in love


RennHrafn

What makes you say that?


anon_whore_

...Do you know how babies are made?


RennHrafn

A person doesn't have to be straight, or cis for that matter, to have a baby, and the people involved certainly don't have to love each other. With todays technology they don't even have to be on the same continent.


youlookingcutedoe

I'm literally a lesbian and I disagree with this, give the straights a break, well, only straight allies.


that-one-g-guy-00

Agree 100%


KyleinHomeDepot

Straight allies are here for you! :)


CumulusWolke

Straight white hate is in now. They're just swimming with the stream.


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that-one-g-guy-00

Okay? And I didn’t know. Easily done isn’t it.


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that-one-g-guy-00

Lol, you okay? I’m not angry I was just responding to you.


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that-one-g-guy-00

Not wound up in the least. Got no issue with you at all mate.


TheOneAndOnlyYeetSke

Dude I saw this post an hour ago


-RealJake-

Yeah


_CloudPuffGacha_

r/arethegaysok


ChaotikJoy

This person has not experienced more than one relationship and they did it for the spectacle


MarkZillaX

tbh at this point i think that like 99% of twitter is satire like I dont give a fuck how echo chambry parts of the Internet can be nobody in their right mind can write shit like this and think "yes, I am a reasonable person and in the right" i fucking hope lol


Julio_leon

I don’t find this cringe I don’t have any


squidarcher

Lesbians for Zagreus wtf that makes 0 sense


HiromiSenpai

Means my girlfriend is actually a man and I'm gay. Meh, don't care, still works.


kokotovec

116K likes


HelpFindRikka

This is also biphobic 🥰


yckoolguyYT

So this person wants straight people, who can actually give birth to kids, to be lonely?


RennHrafn

Why can't gay people have kids? It's not like it's a particularly complicated process. It might be a bit logistically challenging, but about half of them are perfectly capable of caring a child, and a syringe is not a particularly complicated piece of technology. Some people are even into that kind of thing.


yckoolguyYT

i was talking about NATURALLY giving birth


RennHrafn

What's unnatural about a syringe? It's two main components are rubber and plastic. The former is tree sap, and the latter is made from the long dead bodies of microorganisms. I think that even makes it organic. Besides which, that's all on the conception side of permanency. I assure you the birthing process is not effected in the slightest.


yckoolguyYT

my apologies, but i think you don't understand what i'm talking about so imma just put this convo to an end.


RennHrafn

I was making fun of you.


Emergency-Dentist-64

I don’t like it when gay people fall in love


ALE199ITA

Yass queen, slay


dandyaceinspace

Straight people not understanding queer satire? More likely than you think.


CrazyOtaku101

This satire is fucking terrible


dandyaceinspace

Alright weeb


retryer

Alright queer


FlyConeGuy

I'm pretty sure that you'll be steamin' mad if I were to make a slightly homophobic joke.


dandyaceinspace

Okay edgelord


Helloiamayeetman

You would though. This thread knows you will be use you’re either a troller, as you used weeb as an insult, or you’re just an arsehole


dandyaceinspace

Which ever makes you feel better


Helloiamayeetman

You’re not giving an argument in response so I’m guessing you don’t have one, so you’ve resorted to petty sarcasm. Very well done


dandyaceinspace

Never was an argument to begin with. But you sure as hell took it personally.


Helloiamayeetman

No. No I didn’t. Also I said an argument in response. That means to give a reason to disagree does it not?


dandyaceinspace

That's if you think I wish to debate/argue with you. No, I'm just here to laugh.


Helloiamayeetman

Ok


ALE199ITA

"I'm just here to laugh, WHAT! YOU CANNOT SAY WE DO NAD THINGS TOO! FUCKING HETEROS! HOW DARE THEY!"


FlyConeGuy

Really? You read my comment, maybe did a little snoopin' around on my profile, and you are telling me edgelord is the best analysis of me that you can make? I didn't bear any expectations and yet you manage to dissapoint me. That's some real difficult shit to pull off my guy.


dandyaceinspace

Bro, I didn't snoop on your profile?? I got better things to do??


that-one-g-guy-00

I understand perfectly well, it’s still cringe as fuck


dandyaceinspace

Okay het


that-one-g-guy-00

Oh shit, don’t know how I’ll recover from that one


beyobcevevo

It’s a joke?


InfiniteCosmos8

This is pretty clearly a joke.


that-one-g-guy-00

Well done genius. It doesn’t. That doesn’t absolve it of being cringe.


InfiniteCosmos8

You seem nice lol


that-one-g-guy-00

As do you


everlyn101

Sometimes I think y'all don't understand the humour on the fandom side of twitter


that-one-g-guy-00

Oh I get the humour. It’s just that it’s not funny at all and very cringe.


everlyn101

I mean, yeah maybe it's not funny, but I don't think it's cringe either if someone is making a joke for a specific audience that is going to find it funny But to each their own


that-one-g-guy-00

Yeah I completely get that. May have just been me finding it to be cringe.


IrisV20

please its obviously a joke oh my god


that-one-g-guy-00

It being a joke has no bearing on whether or not it’s cringe


xxDark-Reaper

Yes it does???


that-one-g-guy-00

Umm no it doesn’t. I can find a joke cringeworthy. For example, this poor attempt at comedy made me cringe. That’s why I posted it.


xxDark-Reaper

It’s not an attempt at comedy. It’s an attempt at cringe.


that-one-g-guy-00

If this tweet was a joke (as many have claimed it was) then that was an attempt at comedy.


xxDark-Reaper

It’s a joke because it’s trying to be cringe but it’s not really cringe. That’s the joke part. Jokes aren’t always funny.


that-one-g-guy-00

But it is cringe, it made me cringe and many others that saw the post too. I agree that jokes aren’t always funny and this tweet is a perfect demonstration of that.


ketchupmaster987

Honestly I kinda understand what they mean. I have nothing against straight people but I just enjoy watching romance plots so much more if the couple is gay. I have absolutely no idea why but it just hits different EDIT: since I'm getting downvoted I feel I need to elaborate. What I mean is that gay romances often feature an entirely different set of tropes and dynamics from straight romances that I personally find more enjoyable to watch


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that-one-g-guy-00

Jokes can be cringe mate


MurxesV2

Lgbt: has been opressed for centuries straights when lgbt makes a joke at their expense: "im being opressed, wahh wahhhh" stfu and fucking take it lol


Gray_Tower

Damn, that is some high level bullshit you wrote here


MurxesV2

Lmao what, we have been opressed for like, ever but the moment we do it to you, ya'll cry like children


Gray_Tower

Yes, gay people have been opressed for quite a while. It's wrong. But discriminating straight people is wrong too. You're an asshole if you have something against gays, you're an asshole if you have something about straight people. And don't you go assuming my sexuality.


MurxesV2

If people gonna be homophobic against us we're gonna fight back


Gray_Tower

Just remember that discriminating is wrong, period. Doesn't manter against who, it is a crime.


RennHrafn

So, just want to point out that on this point I agree with you, your previous interlocuter seems to agree with you, and I'm pretty sure the person who made that tweet agrees with you. It was a joke, and one not made for you. It was made for queer people, who come into it from the context of being exposed to media and oftentimes family and friends expressing that sort of opinion on homosexual relationships. It's the "gay's are weird" opinion, and they are everywhere if you look out for it. It's that reversal of opinion that is the joke. You don't have the context, or at least are less cognizant of it, so you don't find it funny. That's fine. Humor is subjective. The point is that it is a vanishingly small number of people who actively hate cishet people, or even dislike them. Like on the order of less then a tenth of a percent, and most of them seem to keep to themselves in my experience. I don't get why people get so worked up about it when it fairly clearly a nothing issue.


ALE199ITA

Ok I guess Homophobic jokes are back on the menu because streight people were 1# victims of opression since 3000 BCE! Or is SOME opression ok now and Religious, Political and more types of Opression people suffered in history doesnt count due to their sexuality?


RennHrafn

Well, that's a take. I think it was fairly clear by context that they were specifically referring to discrimination based on sexual orientation. I think the argument they were trying for is that you should try to punch up in comedy.


FlyConeGuy

It isn't a joke though. It's someone being a dick towards straight people. I don't care if you insult me, atleast be funny if you do.


Helloiamayeetman

My god you’re high off some kind off non-existent high ground aren’t you


MurxesV2

No, I'm not, I just think the straights need to stop crying like children when someone makes a joke at their expense.


Helloiamayeetman

But when someone makes a homophobic joke they’re a bigot or something?


MurxesV2

Yeah they are, we're the ones who were literally killed (still are being killed) n shit not you, so the fact that people think its so horrible that straights being made fun of is so hypocritical.


Helloiamayeetman

Implying that I am straight. Not only this but people are getting slightly pissed off at a cringe comment, which they are allowed to do, so don’t bring hate crime in and compare it to this.


Slippin_Chicanery

Saying that straight people dont deserve love is a disgusting thing to say. It is not a joke, and its not normal to think like that. Its the same as saying that gay people dont deserve love. Wake the fuck up, go outside and see how real people behave.


dogol__

This isn’t cringe content, this doesn’t belong on this sub. Post this on r/tumblrinaction


that-one-g-guy-00

How about no. This tweet made me cringe so that’s why it’s on here.


dogol__

It’s not cringe, it’s just a bad thing. Cringe != bad thing.


that-one-g-guy-00

It made me cringe that somebody would write this tweet. That’s why it’s here. There’s no further explanation needed.


ShadedEchoes

it's called a joke.


that-one-g-guy-00

Yep, and that joke was cringeworthy as fuck mate.


Slippin_Chicanery

Not a very good joke. Same as saying "i dont like it when gay people find love" as a "joke".