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icer_cat

I will once again ask for your financial support


Gweedoke

I too need financial support for this. Imagine the amount of kitty litter you need for these pussycats. It will cost you a fortune.


3xtra-

Just learn them to use the toilet


ElNico5

Teach them* (??


3xtra-

Yea sorry grammar police, I’m not English alright


ElNico5

Me neither, sorry :c


3xtra-

No problem


Exact-Remote

Me not English. Me American so we good


autosdafe

You're still better at English than I am at any other languages. It sucks only knowing one.


Cub136

Yeah plus if you arent able to practice it conversationally you lose it so fast


UpsideDownToaster69

r/beatmetoit


Lapsens134

r/beatmywifetoit


autosdafe

r/beatmymeattoit


Lapsens134

Thats even better


Exact-Remote

r/beat edit: isn’t the two comments above this one the same?


autosdafe

Sorta


toasterinmyass

Mr beast


minigun-111

No I don't think I will


cloudybigboss

Oh yes you will! Give us your financial support!


csbsju_guyyy

ALL YOUR FINANCIAL SUPPORT BELONG TO US


StormLightRanger

*All your financial support are belong to us.


Exact-Remote

^(*All you financial support are belong to with us.)


Adi866

Why you got so many downvotes just for quoting a meme


minigun-111

That is just the internet


Gordon-Y

Y not


joooooooshy

Happy cAkE dAy


o83e9z7

Happy cake day


Matirezo21

Wake the hell up weebs, we got a project to fund


_Angel_Dust-

Preach, I just sold all of my body pillows


Exact-Remote

That’s Dedication right there


3xtra-

Weebs are one of the lowest people in the food chain, the most causes of weeb death is by suicide because they couldn’t find a waifu. But the weeb is a powerful creature when they are in a group and have unlimited power when they have a katana. They’re god is daddy Elon and we require his financial support


Snaggled-Sabre-Tooth

Could you imagine the raise in food chain with an army of cat girls on their side?


3xtra-

I can imagine much more than only that


Cub136

They will be too busy having sex to start any wars


Snaggled-Sabre-Tooth

I want to upvote you, because you're right. But I want to downvote you for the mental image of a mass of weebs having sex with an army of cat girls in the streets like lunatics.


3xtra-

Can you imagine tho, having your own harem made from more then 100 catgirls


Snaggled-Sabre-Tooth

Knowing anime girls? You'd be dead from the jealous catty fighting in a week, senpai.


3xtra-

I’m a strong independent weeb, I can survive a thousand anime cat girls It’s what I trained for my whole life


Snaggled-Sabre-Tooth

Truely, a master of the katana. I bid you luck.


Cub136

You are welcome


[deleted]

should've bought tesla calls then instead of asking elon, huh


MarkoDiPhoenix

We need money


funtextgenerator

IMO, the only way to realistically get 'catgirls' is with robots and 'AI'. Growing ears and a tail isn't the big problem, its their personality. You wither have to make an institute to train them (which is expensive and thus the product will be expensive) or somehow genetically imprint those traits. We can just about make glowing goldfish without some person screaming ethics violations. So the GM route is unlikely. Robots however are realistic. There's robots today that look kinda like humans although a bit dumb but you want an obedient cat girl thats maybe a bit tsundere to fill the gaping hole in your heart.


minigun-111

Thanks for that summary This is why science is fascinating


funtextgenerator

TY. Although if 'servobots' or whatever they name them does come out, what will be legal? (some laws may be stupid tho) Are they just objects like a sweeping robot. Like pets and 'cruelty' is banned (why do they need to feel pain? or is it okay to get one for the sole purpose for use as a sex slave) How many are you allowed to have? etc.


QuartzIsCheap

Bladerunner vibes, but with 2020 weirdness level.


funtextgenerator

Well I guess hardware is quite open, and software is also quite open so people can in theory modify their servobots however they like. Maybe you want a servo torso that you can your buddies can fuck while it whimpers and cried, IDK.


minigun-111

I have no idea but I think catgirls would be a waste of time and resources we could of been making soul infused robots


funtextgenerator

I wish my soul to be infused into a robot penis so i can become one with that pussy.


Ghost_Condamned

I wish I had a gold, damn! Take this 🎖️, my upvote and get out of here!


minigun-111

Thank you humble sir


Ghost_Condamned

"It ain't much,but it's honest work"


minigun-111

I bless you in later years


minigun-111

r/cursedcomments


Polar_Starburst

What personality traits? O.o


funtextgenerator

The OwO kind.


Polar_Starburst

I see...Cuz from what I know of the caricature of "personality" in various anime and manga, the statement for wanting to encourage certain personality traits in 'catgirls' sounds extremely misogynistic.


funtextgenerator

So turn that into code. Everyone wins, you get obedient catgirls robots or whatever other robot you want. Arnold as a T1000 yeah sure.


Polar_Starburst

I'm not interested in obedience, I find it repulsive.


funtextgenerator

Well its a robot so its not like it has feelings.


Adolf_Diddler

@Messiah Musk, you know what to do.


minibuns0404

r/lostredditors


[deleted]

Nah,mate I see this as an absolute win


minigun-111

Well in either sexual cases and in the maid industry I see ya point but there would be potential threats ngl


Morgan_Eryylin

Why not give them free rights?


minigun-111

Yeah whatever the government does idc


Morgan_Eryylin

Okay.


brendanmunsey

r/lostredditors


RedolentSaturn33

#YES YES YES YES!!!


ProSuperspy29

#YES!!!!!!!


RedolentSaturn33

#YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


ProSuperspy29

Yes yes yes, oh my god


RedolentSaturn33

#OH MY GOOD GOLLY YES YES 1000x YES


ProSuperspy29

Ok no,I was trying to make a Jojo reference


RedolentSaturn33

Go ahead its ok, i have never seen it but i want to here it I give you consent


Generalchance107

Tesla catgirls, now thats something i can get behind


fkingrone

Thots on suicide watch.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Cub136

I will be down to test the "Capabilities" of these cat girls


49_plus20

We actually need Elon to fund this cause


[deleted]

i’m not a weeb... ^but ^just ^this ^once...


minigun-111

Yeah kinda with you on this one mate


yeetyee69

Fund


MLGHwnt2389

Elon you know what to do


Georgevega123

Bye bye normal girls lol


BOMMY986

We need mr.beast to fund this


unjuseabble

Even Noah agrees that the catgirls are coming aboard


HeroBrenn

Why would you want to purge this. This is wonderful news.


D-money420

I'd do a catgirl


_-Duality-_

I don't see anything wrong with this.


LazyEmotion4

I'll take your entire stock


Deathwatch1015

Sadly they wont look like the image.


unjuseabble

The concept is always different than final product ....sadly


Cub136

Hey once we learn to master genetic engineering we can have the closest thing to anime cat girls


TheSkipper390

I think it’s impossible for such goal, desired by so many people to lack funding, they must’ve asked the wrong groups of people.


JADAXTrEaM

Well judging on the amount of kitty litter u need to find IM IN!


Cub136

Bruh if they have human intelligence you could teach them to use the toilet. And not treat them as sex slaves but as people of course


JADAXTrEaM

Did I say that we could treat them as sex slaves?


Cub136

Everyone knows what this is about... sex. not slaves particularly but it is a possibility that it could end up like that


saitotoshikazu

All weebs eyes glows red


3xtra-

Daddy Elon will surely help us out again


Banzai27

No no, he’s got a point


uss-Iowabb61

Elon you know want you must do


Adidas_boi69

Here’s something worth our money


Lapsens134

Welp there goes my money


sebi_boi

Elon: hmm funding i wonder who will give them that but while i'm waiting why not dump a few million dollars on them as a kickstarter


-inhales-AHH

Arthur, we need more money


Corgerry

I pay good tax money and it doesn't go towards this.


hydra223

Dammit Elon, put your money towards something more useful


Morgan_Eryylin

No.


MrKrogan

Elon Musk: This looks like a job for me!


spiderman1437

Aww sweet I can’t wait for cat girls


DerTyp1234

Imagen fucking that think holly moly.


Der_Neerfer

i think about that a lot


[deleted]

I am the scientist that wrote that. Im absolutely positive that i candevelop catgirls and have them ready for market by late next year. We just need funding. We accept bitcoin. Dm me for the address to send the coin to.


brassmoney

Maureen Ponderosa?!?


Raven5h4d0w

Now this looks like a job for me


cloudybigboss

Hey! u/cash get over here!


cash

Funding approved


Lukerationist

This is just an unmatchable media coverage attempt; a low cost one at that too.


ThotismIsReal

It is critical we send funding to their location immediately.


bird_who_rides

What are you saying, this is our passport to heaven


[deleted]

I, for one, would love real-life catgirls


DemiFiendofTime

2 things I promise on my presidental champain, 1.Funding for cat girl reserch and 2 devlopment of giant robots


Ghost_Condamned

Well.. Seems that someone needs my money.


GoOdGaMeR223

But y u want to end a world where cat girls are possible


StrawberryIcecream_

We Shall


Nintendude3386

Do it elon


BaconBroYT

Oh if it isnt Nyagamon


Vincent1808

Well, I don’t need food.


wetyoureself

This looks like a job for the meme lord


simbot34

This is fine.


Falloutboy31

No, no purge. It’s time to vibe head pats to some neko girls


Causticane

Paging u/ElongatedMuskrat, science needs you!


JimIvan

Weebs: no this looks like a job for me


Mari845

"Funding" Okay weebs Lets come together and make this shit happen


SuperStefanMaker

Well time to sell my house


Deamonette

Start the kickstarter! We need this now!


Fragrant_Ninja

Now just hold on Noah. Let's think about this.


weston55

Why is this in this sub, even if you aren’t a weeb that’s cute


Gengar218

Why? We don’t need a boat


NintendoGamer256

What about the cat boys?


minigun-111

They will be included


Cub136

Where do i donate?


Mrtalkalot777

can we genetically engineer cats with human ears yet?


BananaMan1452

If I had the money I would 100% provide funding


JS820TB

Financial Support I'm willing to give


alphha_male_69

The boat can wait


Houn_3

Now damn we’re did I put my flame thrower


pepe_le_frog_95

Never mind Noah, I think I might wanna stick around for this one...


Addy1738

u/Respostsentinel


Autism_Running

This is not a noahgettheboat. This is a good thing We need our catgirls


ProSuperspy29

We need Elon-Chan for this, he was right all along


joooooooshy

Elon... mUsT.....


UltraWeebLord

*Elon musk has entered the chat*


minigun-111

Me: Ah so you finally arrived..


sirdragonthegreat

I would like this but then animeme coomers would get them too so we might as well burn them


Ultrin_Altern

Wait what do you mean this is great news


ittapupu445

I know he'll come through


recuiteliteskin

Noah, save me a cat girl


That-Shiny-Umbreon

I am once again asking for your financial support


minigun-111

No I'm getting soda


Midnight_Lucifer

Not yet, God. I wanna see how this plays out


minigun-111

*sits back eating popcorn*


Unkillable_Russian

This is horrible


[deleted]

Elon Get the Starship


King-Watt

No no, let this carry on just a little longer.


Minecraft_players

Oh yes party time elon


[deleted]

General Reposti


detroit_yeet

This is not a Noah get the boat moment


LestertheDABmolester

Just fuck a cat and jobs done


minigun-111

Ok Shane Dawson


Dcski13

Cat girls will ignore you like normal girls


MattTheCoach

The corona virus will purge us, or I hope.


Cyberlols

Purge the world in holy hell fire


Browning1886

I have decided that I want to exterminatus


minigun-111

All I gotta say is DADDY CLICK FORGIVE ME FOR I HAVE SINNED!


EduDuds

Why


hokkyo-kuguma

r/enoughmuskspam


The_Hi-guy

i feel like this could go places


Gay_Biatch

Please no r/noahgettheblackhole


shimonebrother

That's literally like 2 years old


[deleted]

Aaaaaah yes


kornel3323

Well we started purging the Australia in fire.


jarne15

What the fucking uwu


DwightShrute3

BURN IN HOLY FIRE


liccmyclit

How the fuck is this noah get the boat matterial? Damn this sub had really gone down hill in the past few months


RandomIdiot1816

Now I may condone the cute, but... The Emperor shall not allow this heresy.


Ledo1975

Gonna take a Strong NOPE Stance on that, thanks.


[deleted]

r/lostredditors


thebluewaffel8467

"Elon dont do it, no elon put down the credit card, elon you dont want to do this


Uniformtree0

ITS TIME FOR A NEW CRUSADE BOYS!


yaboi223r

Elon nooooooooo